In our household Harry makes all the decisions ─ Liliane just tells him what to decide

Anon (and Shakespeare) have anticipated some of Harry's finest thoughts ─ for example:
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
Ants, too, form complex societies without recourse to reason
Behind every great man is a woman — telling him what he is doing wrong
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Love is grand; divorce is several hundred grand.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.
If you develop kleptomania you should take something for it.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
So much to do ─ and so few people to do it for me.
Why be Politically Correct when you can just be Right?

Underground Art

Now that, she said, really is art.
You can almost smell the bison
and hear them stampede.
Nonsense, he said.
The animals, they're drawn on top of each other,
and the sizes are all wrong —
that hunter with the spear,
he’s smaller than a midget.
Immediately her man appeared
in a new perspective.
Neanderthal! she thought.
But all she did was pull her furs
closer round her shoulders, saying:
You might like to know you are witness to a revolution in interior décor, according to
the Neolithic Yorker.